i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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