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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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