There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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