we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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