im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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