Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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