yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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