In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
NoShamevember. You game?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
