Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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