and you said cock pushups were impossible
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize