That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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