This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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