Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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