It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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