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i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.

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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...

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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.

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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.

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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?

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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point

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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt

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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.

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I discovered moonshine and fell in love.

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