i just had sex bonerless
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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