so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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