If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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