I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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