just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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