lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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