Porn is love you can see.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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