Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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