he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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