I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
