he puts the penis in happiness.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
operation harelip BJ is a go
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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