Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
