I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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