it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
BRING THE BAGELS
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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