Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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