everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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