I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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