He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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