official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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