he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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