yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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