I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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