I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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