I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
No subtext here. People are naked.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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