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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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