remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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