Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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