okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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