you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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