We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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