I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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