Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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