My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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