so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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