did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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