My nipple is on Facebook.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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