I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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