I look better un-naked...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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