Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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